What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:22
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Demand in the Housing Market Just Got Even Worse, as Supply Piles Up - Wolf Street
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
share office space ...
Why do nice guys rarely or never win?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Just Forget it!
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
World fertility rates in 'unprecedented decline' - UN - BBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How can I improve my sleep quality using gadgets?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
An old Capitol Hill troublemaker is trying to clinch a megabill deal - Politico
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Astronomers Just Discovered One of the Fastest Jets Ever in a Radio-Quiet Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Scientists Solve Decades-Old Cell Biology Mystery - SciTechDaily
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Loons and Moons